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Anonymous:

I think it's the hair that makes people think you're a host.

( 勝雄 ) “But I’ve only ever heard that from one person!”

Anonymous:

Katsuo are you going to be host for ladies or dudes or both?

( 勝雄 ) Katsuo is hitting the emergency eject button to this entire situation.

Anonymous:

what if I told you he was offered a job?

( 亮子 ) “I’m sure there are some good blacksmith-themed pick-up lines.” Ryoko thought for a second. “Say, have you been standing in front of the furnace for too long or are you naturally that hot? Or, how about I take you back to my workshop and show you my fullering tool?”

Anonymous:

hey Ryoko, Katsuo wants to be a host. he says he can make a lot of money. what do you think?

( 亮子 ) “I think you’re talking about the wrong Katsuo. The one I know is too much of a cherry boy to even say the word ‘prostitute’ out loud.” That wasn’t to say that she’d skip out on teasing him for it, of course.

Anonymous:

Ryoko can you tell when someone is armed?

( 亮子 ) “It depends on the person and the weapon. I’d say that I can tell with accuracy about ninety percent of the time.”